Taken straight from the holy text of the musicians bible, I present to you, your sacred commandments which shall not be broken!
I may occasionally poke fun at various instruments and stereo types here, but its all in good fun, nothing should be taken seriously.
There are probably numerous mistakes on here concerning thou, thy, thine, and other old fashioned English words. In all honesty, Im really not trying all the hard to use proper grammar. This is a joke tumblr, and I think improperly using that grammar only adds to the hilarity.